Kotzen is our April Fan Of The Month!
Who is KK Kotzen? That's a question that people have asked for centuries...okay...years. Is he an internet celebrity? Is he the mastermind of a multi-billion dollar internet wrestling league? Does he even exist at all? The truth of the matter is that there's a little bit of KK Kotzen in us all. Now, the man...the myth...speaks out in a completely honest and forthcoming way as he is named our April Fans Of The Month. He's getting a free cd for taking part in this, and if you would like to be considered for Fan Of The Month, just let us know at anarchy@anarchymusic.net.
And now...a look inside the enigma that is KK Kotzen...
Name: Kevin K Kotzen (the K stands for "Kwality")
Age: I am timeless, like your mom.
City/State: SC Klik baby!
Single?: I am still mourning the loss of my last girlfriend, who died from injuries sustained in a car crash.
If so, what’s going to turn your head?
Bad breaks, apparently.
Go ahead; tell us about yourself...hobbies, interests, that sort of thing:
Well, I am the former CEO of a huge wrestling company that dominated the internet while underneath my iron fist. I also like hanging out with my friends The Enforcer, Chris, Nikita, Sherry, Hector and Carman.
Do you have a Myspace or blog you want to plug?
No
What other web sites do you go to other than this one?:
None worth mentioning.
Have you ever won anything from Anarchy Music?:
Is getting tail from hot Emo chicks considered "winning something"? If so, no...no I haven't.
What cd would you like to get for being our Fan Of The Month?
Macho Man Randy Savage's album. I already own it, but I play it so much that I need a backup copy.
It's April, did you play any April Fool's pranks??
Just this one. I think my friend Young Yeoman was planning something with some kids that he said was going to be funny.
What are some of your favorite bands?
Macho Man Randy Savage, Extreme, Ratt, Flock Of Seagulls, Barracus
How about some bands you can’t stand?
Emo. I hate all Emo bands.
How did the VA Tech shootings affect you?
It made me realize that there are some real psychos out there who are just waiting to kill strangers. They get wrapped up in their paranoia and one day decide to snap and kill people. People who are that angry at complete strangers should be locked away in institutions for the rest of thier lives.
What’s your best concert experience so far?
Extreme, or Ratt. Both were awesome..
Any cool shows or cds coming out that you're excited about?:
My friend Van is excited about the next Poison cd.
What’s the music scene like in your hometown/school/whatever?
How should I know? I sit at the computer 24/7 just flamin' lamers!
Name one band that everyone needs to check out and why:
Macho Man Randy Savage. Famous for his wrestling career and Slim Jim commercials, Mach has also cut a rap album with The Legendary DJ Kool that is the greatest music my ears have ever heard.
Thousands of people you've never met will read this, you might as well speak your mind about whatever the hell you want, silly or serious...go for it...or not:
Yes, there is one very important thing that I would like to say...
Fuck Ette, I'm glad she's gone.